Crying is useless. If we're in hell now, all we can do is crawl up towards heaven.
—Worker at Fukushima Daiichi
(Source: CNN)
I made it up. Staring at a blank page, I simply plucked it from my arse.
—Tabloid writer coming clean
(Source: fleetstreetblues.blogspot.com)
In case anyone has forgotten, the TSA was created because of a couple [of] box cutter incidents.
—Police source attempting to explain how TSA failed to spot 3 box cutters in a passenger’s carry-on.
(Source: news.travel.aol.com)
Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.
—Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee
(Source: The Wall Street Journal)
He was the kind of guy who could and did get along with everyone.
—Friend of murdered white supremacist
(Source: sacramento.cbslocal.com)
